Yunoha: That means to have you be the one to see me after 300 years, for me you’re someone I can interact with! Touch! And you’re a human whose filth I can lick! Today… I’ll lick the filth from all over your body!
*SFX: Dramatic fist slam against the table and rising flames of passion*
Yunoha: I’ll lick and lick and lick all over!!!
*SFX: A pause as he calms himself back down*
Yunoha: …Ahh… *sniff* How I awaited this moment. An akaname who doesn’t lick filth is simply a filth unlicker.
*SFX: Derp*
*TN: It doesn’t quite transition well but, Yunoha starts mucking about with the words ‘aka’ and 'name’ here until it turns into a big, jumbled tongue twister. Dweeb. XD*
Yunoha: Huh? No, it’s not that a filth unlicker is unable to lick filth, even if I don’t lick filth I’m still an akaname. *softer* Ah, whoops, that was confusing…
*SFX: Rustle*
Yunoha: *clears throat* Anyway, the day has come that I can finally fulfill my calling as an akaname. *a soft sniffle*
*SFX: Creak of a cushion and footsteps as the heroine moves closer*
Yunoha: Gah, er, I’m okay, you don’t have to comfort me… Crying on such a joyous day like this… I’ve turned into such a crybaby…
*SFX: Rustle*
Yunoha: Huh? The foyer? What’s there? Err… I don’t really get it, but I just need to come with you, right?
*SFX: Gets up and they walk a bit*
*SFX: The front door is opened*
Yunoha: Outside? What’s outside?
*SFX: Shove!!*
Yunoha: GAH! What are you doing!?