Hello there. Nice to meet u here. Let me greet u a bit for the first message :). Girl: do U Love me? Boy: Yes, I Do ... Girl: How Much? Boy: I Love U So Much, I Can't Measure Girl: No Just Tell Me Boy: OK, I'm Like A Cell Phone & You're My Sim Card, I'm Nothing Without U. . . . . Girl: Aaww That's So Romantic .. Boy (Saying Himself): Thank God She Doesn't Know, This is an Indian Phone, With Three Sim Cards. heh