He goes through the guy’s interests, trying to find something to put him off completely instead of only getting him more interested. But apparently David’s interests are Liverpool, and history, and he’s always down to go for a cheeky Nandos. Who even says that anymore? But not even the outdated use of the lad vocabulary puts Jordan off, and it’s another zoom on David’s profile picture – his ass this time – that makes him impulsively send a Cupid back.