and I know it seems crazy
She even likes the films of Martin Scorsese
don't hesitate just give it a chance
You just might even find some sweet romance
With your Bro Ho
might even wear you favorite Polo
She'll even text a sexy photo
but her golf game is still so-so
She give me lessons on my dobro
She goes on nature hikes with Frodo
She's got a tattoo of Hans Solo
but don't be thinking' she's a dude Bro