I was at my favorite restaurant in India to order a Taali, which one of my favorite things in the world to eat! After I made my order, I said, “Please no Peas!” And the sever replied with, “Madam, no piece, not possible” with an awesome Indian accent followed by infamous Indian head bob. Then I said,
”No no no, I mean peas, they are small and green.” Then he said, “No PEACE, very sad.” We went on for awhile until he realized I was talking about a vegetable.