1. You can pee anywhere on Earth.
In the history of the world, no woman has ever proven able to urinate her own name in the snow, but guys do it all the time. Men love peeing everywhere. It’s in their DNA. The entire planet is just one giant men’s restroom.
2. It doesn’t even take you dudes five minutes to get ready.
Two minutes in the shower, one to brush your teeth, then you peer into your closet and select one pair from the two pairs of shoes you own. You then choose one pair of pants from your three pairs. And then you wear one of your two T-shirts. Voila! Five minutes later, you’re ready to go hit the town in style.