How do escape artists get married?"
"They untie the knot."
"What sort of machine does every boat need?"
"A row-bot"
"What objection did the elephant bring up in court?"
"That's irrelephant!"
1. These are some jokes that I came up with.
2. They're bad on purpose.
3. I was mostly sober at the time.
4. Please file all complaints with the appropriate department.