PRISM If you don't marry, women will never leave Miss you alone. Single men are so exciting for women. CHASUBLE But isn't a man interesting after he marries, too? Miss PRISM A married man is only interesting to his wife. CHASUBLE And often not even to her, so people tell me. Miss PRISM That is perhaps true for some young women. Young women are green. Dr Chasuble looks surprised. Like fruit, Doctor. When it's young and green you can't be sure of it. Fruit's always better and sweeter in later days. Jack comes in very slowly, dressed all in black. Miss PRISM Worthing CHASUBLE Dear Mr Worthing, your black clothes-I hope that nothing terrible has happened?