An older woman spent a leisurely afternoon shopping at the mall. When she returned to her car, she found four strange men sitting in it. Frightened, the woman dropped her shopping bags and pulled out a gun. She told the men that if they did not get out of the car, she would shoot. The four men ran off quickly. The woman got into the car, but her key did not fit into the car’s ignition! She realized that the car was identical to her car, which was parked a few spaces down. She drove to the police department and reported the story. The officer on duty laughed and pointed to the other end of the counter. There four men were reporting an assault by an older woman. They were the ones who were sitting in her car!