Can you bring up a room couple of meals as soon as possible, please?Is everything on the menu available?
Yes, sir.
OK, then the grilled goat's cheese to start with. And put the baguette with that. That's with brie, isn't it?
Yes, sir, chicken, bacon and brie baguette.
Good, and a mixed salad.
Is that just one mixed salad?
Yes, just one, then the steak, well done please, the penne pasta, and the creme brulée. No, wait, make that the chicken instead of the steak.
Right, sir, so that's the goat's cheese, mixed salad, and the chicken, not the steak, isn't it?
Yes, the chicken.