“That’s what kookaburras do,” the big kookaburra said. “We catch snakes. We grab their tails, pull them up and drop them onto a rock. But how would you know? You are only a stupid parrot!”
“I thought he was a pirate,” another kookaburra wondered.
“Shut up,” the big kookaburra said. “He is a parrot. A very stupid one.” He slowly walked around Pirate.