No, thank you: Slam the door. (Or in this case, turn the page.)
No sale. And we don’t blame you. You saw the sell coming. Why waste your time?
The majority of ads are like that, too. Predictable, dull, and not very well presented.
They resolutely ignore the fact that the average consumer sees one thousand, six hundred advertising messages every day, and would be perfectly content not to see any at all.