Leave it to those potato-loving Irishmen Aussies to outsource a French fry-machine to Spain. The Foodcube, as it's so appetizingly called, is "recommended for... offices, factories, universities, shopping malls, leisure parks, promenades and piers, sports centres and stadiums." It takes 90 seconds to spit out, and don't worry: They're plenty greasy with the usual oil fries have. Not the oil that robots have instead of blood, the greasy oil that we have in our hearts instead of human blood. Also, the machine dispenses ketchup, which kinda looks like blood. So that's good!