Hello people from planet earth! My name is Fizzzzzzzzzzzzssssssssssss (dont forget the last letter, otherwise it means fish shit ;o) and I'm from outer space but they keep on telling me that I was born a couple of years ago on earth. So never trust a stranger, not even if they give you candy... well, if it is a good chocolate - ok.
I came from the planet GSLN4PIIRRZZZZZZZ"`8 which could only be pronounced with your tongue on your back (I know, not easy but it works if you train hard). My planet has water in the air and air on the ground, feels strange to walk but so we dont need shoes. I dont have hair and I'm just 1 meter "tall" which is a real giant on my home planet.
On my home planet we are trying to think completely nothing... ever tried? We also have a lot of undead hamsters so we try to kill them again which is a little weird because they are already dead. We also have 2 suns but one is always late or on vacations so it feels more less like here on earth.
So if you want to talk to a real alien... contact me! I promisse I wont eat you... in the begining :o)