Before the video begins, the following message appears:
In May of 2012, two Internet personalities disappeared unexpectedly while filming an episode of "Lunchtime w/ Smosh" for their secondary channel.
Two weeks later, this footage was found.
The episode then goes on like a normal "Lunchtime with Smosh" episode, starting with Ian saying, "This candle smells good," and then the intro playing. Anthony asks what time it is, and Ian repeatedly says, "Lunchtime with Smosh" in several different ways. It then cuts to them sitting in the car, and Anthony asks where they are eating. Ian says that they are eating at a place that left a "FREE FOOD" coupon on their doorstep. After a longer-than-usual car ride, including them getting lost, they pull into a strange looking building with a sign on the door saying, "Enter Here." Ian, after stating how creepy the place looks, knocks on the door. Seconds later, with a man with long hair and a mustache opens the door, screaming, "What do you want?!" Ian asks if this is the place that has the Free Food coupons, and the man lets them in. Another man (who is the same guy as before but in a different outfit) escorts them to a table and gives them a menu with only two things on it: burgers, that cost $12.95, and mushroom pie, that costs $18.95. Ian and Anthony discuss how "hard" it will be to make a decision on which food item they would prefer. After some time, a waitress named Trixie (who is the same guy as before, dressed in drag) comes to take their order. Ian says they want burgers, but the waitress tells them that there are no burgers, just the pie. Then she disappears. A chef with a bad French accent (who, again, is the same guy) comes in with two mushroom pies, despite the fact that they never ordered them. The boys finally ask how the person is changing so quickly, and if he is pranking them. The chef denies such a thing, and then runs away. To try and avoid the awkwardness of the previous event, Ian reminds Anthony that they still have to do Finding Twitter Questions. After Anthony performs the Finding Twitter Questions song, a cowboy yells at him for disrupting him in enjoying his meal. ThatOneGuy69 asks "What kind of underwear are you wearing?" Ian wears comfty ones and Anthony wears tight pink ones with Power Rangers on them. ThatOtherGuy69 asks "How would you most like to die?" Anthony wants to get burned to death and Ian wants to get choked on a frozen hotdog. Anthony continues to answer various Twitter questions, but realizes that every single one is from the same guy (from people such as "ThatWatchingGuy69", "ThatNeatoGuy69", "ThatCookingGuy69", etc.). Ian calls the cops when they receive a message (from ImGoingToKillYou69) saying, "There's no escape. I've sealed the place tight." After waiting for ten minutes, they hear the police arrive and run down, only to find that the policeman is the same guy who was the escort, the waitress, the chef, and the cowboy. They scream and run to another room in the house. With the lights turned off, Ian, with night vision turned on in the camera, asks Anthony what they're going to do. The creepy man, instead of Anthony, responds, saying that they should stay forever, causing Ian to scream and try to run again. He gets caught and drops the camera. The creepy man picks up the camera and stares at it, wearing all of Ian's clothes.
Back in the restaurant room of the building, the man, dressed like Anthony, asks "Ian" what he would rate the meal. Ian (also the man) says that he would rate it 15 dead ponies out of 15 (1 / 1). "Anthony" says bye to the audience, with him moving the real dead Anthony's mouth with his hand so he could do his classic ending: "BITCH.