Laugh!;)
A born-and-bred New Yorker is in the country when he sees field of animals, He says to the farmer, “what a strange-looking cow. Why doesn’t it have horns?”
“well, there are several reasons,” the farmer replies. “Some cows get their horns late, while other have their horns cut off, and still other never even grow horns.”
“And this cow?” the city man asks.
“well, the reason this cow doesn’t have any horns is that it’s a horse.
Jacky Layton