7. You and coffee are so intrinsically linked that people just buy you coffee-related stuff when they see it in the shop.
8. Everyone in your local coffee shop knows you personally.
9. A cup of coffee is so permanently in your hand that your mitts now resemble Lego claws.
10. You view chocolate as just another form of coffee delivery.
11. You view people who prefer tea as your weak-natured cousins.