I was born into a wealthy middle class family
My father was a broker
And gave advice about investments
To famous people
Like the Beatles
And john Lennon was a friend of my dad
My parents were very kind to me
I went to private schools
And boarding schools
And state schools
I was very naughty
And used to fight
And get drunk and play with the girls
I was not into drugs
But I did smoke cannabis
When I was a teenager
I killed a man when I was seventeen
By accident
I was on a train
Coming into a station
And I opened the door too soon
It hit a man
And he died of his injuries
I have, fought other boys, with guns, and knives
And other weapons
But a long time ago
I worked for the police, and army
Freelance in my twenties
Doing sabotage
And other unpleasant things
I have slept with many hundreds of women since I was young
But for the last twenty years
I have been a pretty good boy
I do not have any criminal record
I work in oil and gas
And have a high security clearance
For my job