Well see when I died my life went before my eyes see son.then the lifes of my pwrnets same time.then thrres. Before I knew it I stoud before god.and he said because I had helped everyone who I ever could because I was the type to poop blood my whole life that's right sickest mo fo.on earth just never saw a reason to conplain.well god said I got a soul but none of you did.so I traded my perfect pure soul so all you greedy evil humans could finly get one.so grow up act right be mormon.you know what mormon means in anchient lol means moron.there smart enough to know all humans retards in the face of god.I'm john yhe babtist I babtised my self causes I didn't trust anyher human with a my soul