My dearest Motorola,
It pains me to say the words so I have no choice but to text. You have been a most wonderful mobile. I have enjoyed our time together immensely. But, it's now time to move on.
Technology has changed so much. The demands of work mean I must have easy access to email and the web. My Facebook friends demand my constant attention and wit. My fingers no longer wish to tap but to glide.
I saddens me to say good-bye. I hope you can be upgraded in the future, maybe even recycled.
Bye-bye my friend,
Jeremy