A bogan’s sound moral compass is guided by their strong, if sprawling, matriarchal family structure, as can be witnessed on New Zealand’s longest running television documentary, Outrageous Fortune. They have a civic sense of duty and work ethic, underpinned, out of neccessity, by a high rate of breeding, and an aspiration to someday own a wire-fenced, quarter-acre bungalow in Henderson of their very own.