Charles Dickens (1812-1870)
An English lesson at Dotheboys
He could not observe how silent and sad the boys all seemed to be. There was none of the noise and clamour of a schoolroom; none of its boisterous play, or hearty mirth. The children sat crouching and shivering together, and seemed to lackthe spirit to move about… After some half-hour’s delay, Mr Squeers reappeared, and the boys took their places and their books, of which latter commodity the average might be about one to eight learners. A few minutes having elapsed, during which Mr Squeers looked very profound, as if he had aperfact apprehension of what was inside all the books, and could say every word o their contants by heart if he only chose to take the trouble , that gentleman called up the first class. Obedient to this summons there ranged themselves in front of schoolmaster’s desk, half-a-dozen scarecrows, out at knees and elbows, one of whom placed a torn and filthy book beneath his learned eye. ‘This is the first class in English spelling and philosophy, Nickleby,’ said Squeers, beckoning Nicholas to stand beside him.
‘we’ll get up a latin one, and hand that over to you . Now,then, where’s the first boy?’
‘Please,sir,he’s cleaning the back-parlour window,’ said the temporary head of the philosophical class.
‘So he is, to be sure,’ rejoined Squeers. ‘We go upon the practical mode of teaching, Nickleby; the regular education system. C-l-e-a-n, clean, verb active, to make bright, to scour. W-i-n, win d-e-r, winder, a casemet. When the boy knows this out of book, he goes and does it. It’s just the same principle as the use of the globes. Where’s the second boy?!
‘Please, sir, he’s weeding the garden,’ replied a small voice.
‘To be sure,’ said Squeers, by no means disconcerted. ‘So he is.B-o-t, bot, t-i-n, bottin, n-e-y, ney, bottinney,noun substantive,a knowledge of plants. When he has leaned that bottinney means a knowledge of plants,he goes and knows’em. That’s our system, Nickleby: what do you think of it?’
‘It’s very useful one, at any rate,’ answered Nicholas. ‘I believe you,’ rejoined Squeers, not remaking the emphasis of his usher. ‘Third boy , what’s horse?’ ‘A beast, sir,’ replied the boy.
‘So it is,’ said Squeers. ‘Ain’t it, Nickleby?’
‘I believe there is no doubt of that, sir, answered Nicholas.
‘Of course there isn’t’ said Squeers. ‘A horse is a quadruped, and quadruped’s Latin for beast, as everybody that’s gone through the grammar knows, or else Where’s the use of having grammars at all?’
‘Where, indeed!’ said Nicholas abstractedly.’As you’re perfact in that ,’ resumed Squeers, turning to the boy,’ ‘go and look after MY horse, and rub him down well, or I’ll rub you down. The rest of the class go and draw water up, till somebody tells you to leave off, for it’s washing-day tomorrow, and they want the coppers filled.