I am not here to shoot a porno, so please don't tell me that I am sexy and expect I will come knocking on your door, asking for you to help me get my flat tire fixed ;)
Please don`t send me friend invitations without even writing to me, I won't accept them
I don't reply to messages like "Hi" or " How is it going" or " How`s the weather" except if I am extremely bored.
Be nice to me, don`t be a rapist, or I'll have to take some action asap, could include a mixture of dance and Jackie Chan moves.