Hey Paulstopher few points:
1) it's midnight on Friday do you wanna watch a film?
2) will you run virginia water with me tomoz morning as still can't run on my own? (Asking in public so you can't say no)
3) can I claim a chocolate bar from your cupboard
4) why is upstairs so hot?
5) I can't be bothered to move so can you bring no. 1 and 3 to me?
Much love, your jealous bitter bitch of a housemate.