We are in a recording studio with the pop group The Tremeloes.
The engineer says: "Two, three…"
The band practice the chorus of Silence Is Golden.
Suddenly, an almighty CRUNCH interrupts the song. Someone is eating in the studio – the engineer.
The Tremeloes carry on.
SFX: CRUNCH!!!
They play on…
Engineer: Sorry!
They try to continue singing the chorus of Silence Is Golden, despite the crunching.
SFX: CRUNCH!!! CRUNCH!!! CRUNCH!!! and continue to play.
SFX: CRUNCH!!! CRUNCH!!!
Singer: Stop crunching!
Engineer: Sorry! They’re nutty.
The performance falls apart as the band stop playing. They are a little irate.
Singer: I’ve had enough…
VO: Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut. Delicious nutty flakes drizzled in honey.
The trouble is they taste too good.[CRUNCH, CRUNCH.]