Zhang Ye nearly fainted and quickly covered his head with his blanket, “I’m not going. I still have things to do during the day. I still need to submit my resumes, and…”
Rao Aimin kicked his leg that was dangling out of the bed without any reason, “Cut the crap and get up quickly! You have to go, even if you don’t want to!”
Zhang Ye was disagreeable towards it, “Definitely not. I’m tired.”
Chenchen glanced at Zhang Ye and spoke like a tiny adult, “A lazy ass has lots of sh*t and urine.”
“Anyway, I’m handing the child to you. I’m leaving.” With that, Rao Aimin left. But before she left, she said, “If you don’t finish the task, see how I will settle score with you later! If you do well with Chenchen in the morning, this big sister will cook and settle all your meals for the next few days!”
“That won’t do.” Zhang Ye was anxious, “Don’t go, Landlady Auntie. Landlady auntie?”
As he sat up to shout, she had already disappeared, leaving little Chenchen gloomily staring at him with her big eyes. She gave off that laughter that made people want to faint, “Hur Hur.”
What a crappy child!
Can you stop Hur Hur-ing!?
As the two looked at each other in the eyes, Zhang Ye decided to roll over and carry on sleeping. Taking care of a child… How is he to take care of a child?
One minute…
Five minutes…
Zhang Ye fell asleep again. He slept soundly.
But suddenly, an uncute voice from Chenchen rang in his ear, “Zhang Ye! I’m hungry!” She even used her tiny arm to push his shoulder.
Zhang Ye pulled her hand away, “Stop messing with me!”
Chenchen ignored and carried on pushing him, “I’m hungry.”
“Aiyah, I’m really succumbing to you.” Zhang Ye may say so, but how can this fellow bear to let the child go hungry. No matter how sleepy he was, he got up and said unhappily, “What do you want to eat?”
Chenchen said confidently and straightforwardly, “Soy milk and fried dough sticks.”
“What fried dough sticks? My house only has instant noodles.” Zhang Ye said.
Chenchen constantly nagged, “Soy milk and fried dough sticks, soy milk and fried dough sticks, soy milk…”
Zhang Ye got a headache, “Stop saying that already! Fine, fine, fine. Wait for me to change.”
He finally understood that with this tiny thing beside him, there was no hope of him sleeping. Hence, after washing up, he looked for something to change into, and then brought Chenchen downstairs. They went to a breakfast stand across the street.
The female boss approached with a smile, “What do you want?”
“Two soy milk, three fried dough sticks. Thank you.” Zhang Ye was very polite.
“Sure, in a moment.” The female boss gave a loving glance at Chenchen, “Is this your child? She’s so pretty. How gorgeous would she be when she grows up?”
Zhang Ye was thinking that if he had such a wicked child, he wouldn’t need to live his life ever again!
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