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[May 23 is kissing day. It’s a day when a kiss scene appeared in a movie that was open to the public in Japan.]
Isana: Therefore, for all of today Aoi’s lips are “free”. (yay!)
Hana: WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHTS?!
Isana: You have none.
signs: Please, help yourself. One person per turn.
[Shiina/Hana]
Shiina: *hops* Oh, what’s this iiiinteresting thing you’re doing Aoi Hana?
Hana: IT’S NOT INTERESTING!!
*kiss*
Shiina: *pushes away* How boring. *spits*
Hana: That’s cruel!!
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*menacing aura*
[Isana/Hana]
Isana: Now, prepare yourself animal keeper.
Hana: GAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
Isana: Even though your first kiss was stolen…oh well, I’ll get ‘that’ for the first time. *kukuku*
Hana: Wait, what is this person saying?!! And why did he ignore the first—NOOO! SOMEBODY-!!
*CLANG!*
Hana: OW!
scale: [a kiss with animal keeper]_______[protecting helmet]
Hana: E-Excuse me, I did say it was okay to take it off…
Isana: …shut up and go.
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[Sakamata/Hana]
Sakamata: I’ll do it.
Hana: Really?
Sakamata: We know a lot about the human’s body temperature. You do have knowledge, right? *douses his head with sea water* Anyway, on the human body the number one spot where the temperature is the lowest is?
Hana: Eh? I think it’s the ear…
*kisses*
Sakamata: If it’s there, it’s probably good. [Secret desire is zero]
Hana: Waaaa~
Isana: ORCAAAA
Sakamata: Eh? What the?!
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*smack smack smack smack smack*
{can’t read the handwriting}
Michinoke: Ha? A kiss with this pig?
[Michinoke/Hana]
Hana: H-How rude! It’s not like I want to do this…
Michinoke: So it’s a punishment game?
Hahaha, just kidding, just kidding.
Elegant princess, forgive me for placing my lips on this white and beautiful silk-like hand. OR NOT! Your heart was pounding wasn’t it?
Hana: *speechless* (This captain is sly…)
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Hana: I seem to be getting used to this. (Why?)
[Shishido/Hana]
Hana: Does Shishido-kun want to give me a kiss too?
Shishido: Huh?! What? You stupid zoo keeper?!
Hana: Here, this is a reward for protecting me at the circus!
Shishido: I don’t want it! Go away you idiot! Stop you-!
*kiss*
Shishido: Uwaaaaaaaaaa!!
Hana: Shishido-kun!?
Shishido: Don’t say it! Definitely don’t say it! Shiina and the fish, you better not say it!
Shiina: Shishido, you’re interesting!
Sakamata: He’s reaaally dumb.
Oogami: You told us not to say it, but everyone can see you.
Uwabami: In a pack of lions, there’s only one male and many females, right? I wonder if a lion is okay up there, that stupid cat.
Hana: Shishido-kun…I’m sorry.
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Shikuma: It was noisy, so I woke up…What the, what kind of ceremony is this?
Michinoke: Good morning, Shikuma-san…what am I saying, it’s not early at all. It’s 12 o’clock right now. 12 o’ clock. Let’s work okaaay?
*somethingsomething* but today is “Kiss” day.
[Hana: Igarashi-san too!
Igarashi: You’re quite aggresive lady~
Kisazou: Hey hey, what are you guys doing?]
Michinoke: Do you want to receive one as well?
Shikuma: ……….
Michinoke: Woah! That’s a really sour look…though it’s understandable.
Shikum: Did you do it too?
Michinoke: I’m totally not interested in that pig!
Actually, I did it just a moment ago. I’ll be killed for sure if he finds out.
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[Kikuchi/Hana]
Kikuchi: Ah…Um, Aoi-san.
Hana: What is it Kikuchi-kun?
Kikuchi: Ah, I’m sorry for suddenly talking…Um, y’know, just between you and me, if you wouldn’t mind, I…I would like-
*TOSSES*
Kikuchi: UWAAAAAA
*grabs*
Hana: Stop for a sec! E-Eh?! Are you alright Kikuchi-kun?!
Michinoke: Don’t mind Kikuchi~Even though he was bad. Sorry about that. {can’t read entire handwriting}
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[Shikuma/Hana]
Hana: Shikuma-san, where are we going? A-And why?
Shikuma: Why? Here we’re going to talk! Why are you doing this with anyone without a care? Are women these days so immoral? Are they really that immoral?!
Hana: [Immoral…]W-Well…My senses have been numbed, so to speak. {all you need to know is that she’s been kissing animals left to right, as well as on the corner of her lips from dolphin the the dolphon show, and that everything is starting to feel the same.}…I think.
At the start, I was f-forced by the director and Isana-san. And then, before I knew it, I was giving out kisses like it was nothing.
Shikuma: …where were you kissed?
Hana: W-Where? [Oh, how embarrasing] Um…on the forehead, the back of the hand, on the cheek, on the ear, and then-
*slides*
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*kiss*
Hana: *blushes* EHHH! *kiss* U-Um- *kiss* Shi..Shikuma-sa— *kiss* Hya! *kiss*
Shikuma: …Is that all of them?
Hana: Just…just one…one the…mouth.
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*INSERT KISSING SCENE*
Shikuma: *scratches* Ah…I probably won’t do this again for cheap.
Hana: O-Okay…
Michinoke: UHYAAA! Shikuma-san is so bold! I’m jealous! How cuuuute!
[Shiina: Hey, what’s this? Is it interesting?
Uwabami: My, my.]
Shikuma: GODDAMMIT! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T LOOK!!
Hana: Gyaaaaaa!!
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[Toytoy/Suzuki]
Toytoy: Suzuki Suzuki! I like you I like you I loooove you!
Suzuki: Hahaha. (Toytoy’s a dog x 3)
[Kasai/Uwabami]
Uwabami: Thank you for alway