I hate flying.
So do I.
A long time ago, flying used to be okay.
Now it’s like riding a bus.
You’re jammed in with people all around you.
Half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing.
You don’t have any elbow room or knee room.
People are always getting up to use the bathroom.
Kids are crying or climbing over you.
It’s a flying zoo!
I wish I could afford first class seats.
Doesn’t everybody?