Cake is old. Very old. Perhaps you knew that the ancient Greeks and Romans used to enjoy cake back in the day? It’s true. Cake is so old, in fact, that if you go back far enough, the line between bread and cake becomes blurred. Proper separation of the categories “cake” and “bread” perhaps didn’t come until the Middle Ages. Perhaps it’s just me, but a world where cake is not immediately and easily identifiable is truly an alien one.