3. Lacy pink bra
You just stopped nursing your first baby and are excited that your boobs no longer need their own zip code. This is a gilded age, because soon enough you may need…
4. Cami with built in bra
You just stopped nursing your second or third baby. You’ve looked everywhere for your boobs, but, alas, they must be hiding with your kid’s lost binkies, the fuschia outfit your mother-in-law got for your baby that you “never got the chance” to put on her, and your ability to think straight.