it is with great sorrow that i am writing this to you.i am leaving home and moving to california with my friend buster.we are going to become professional surfers.i wrnted to avoid a scene with mom,so i am leaving you this note.i know mom daesn't like buster becaues of all the piercings and tattoos on his body,but he's a good guy.buster is friends with the owmer of a surfing school,so we'll get jobs coaching kibs,and we'll train for surfing championships.i have always wanted to do this i won't go to college,so please keep the money for when you and mom retire.