“Someone told you IPAs are awesome. You decided to try one. You got Harpoon.”
“You consider yourself a seasoned beer drinker, and are off to a good start, but have a ways to go.”
“Heineken is for people who are classy, but not really that interesting.”
“You are the kind of person who probably owns a sports car or wishes you owned one.”
“If you drink Heineken, you’re probably just a dad.”
“You are trying to be fancy.”
“It’s what you drink when you decide to go back to school and get another degree.”
“Hitachino drinkers are quiet, but brilliant.”
“Shine on you crazy diamond.”
“Keystone Ice drinkers usually have a hard time deciding between Keystone Ice and Natty Ice.”
“Keystone Light-ers are high school juniors.”
“If water got you drunk, you’d probably just drink that.”
“Ninety-nine percent of road sodas are Keystone Ice.”
“People who drink normal Keystone must’ve gone out of their way to find and purchase Keystone Heavy. That terrifies me.”
“Kingfisher drinkers go by the ‘Ooh la la la la ley ooo’ mantra.”
“You’re a king who fishes. Not really, but like the bird you consider yourself unique.”
“You say Machcha…aka Indian equivalent of bro and dude.”
“Folks who drink Lagunitas are usually pretty fun and carefree, but they take certain things really seriously — like ordering a good beer.”
“You care not just about beer but everything. You care so much that you even know what Lagunitas means.”
“Dark, mysterious, sexy…like Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro.”
“A Lime-A-Rita is fine to have once ironically. Anybody who makes a repeat purchase should be exiled.”
“For people who just like juice.”
“Copacabana is your jam.”
“You can be a little kooky.”
“Some people just want to watch the world burn.”
“Someone told you IPAs are awesome. You decided to try one. You got Harpoon.”
“You consider yourself a seasoned beer drinker, and are off to a good start, but have a ways to go.”
“Heineken is for people who are classy, but not really that interesting.”
“You are the kind of person who probably owns a sports car or wishes you owned one.”
“If you drink Heineken, you’re probably just a dad.”
“You are trying to be fancy.”
“It’s what you drink when you decide to go back to school and get another degree.”
“Hitachino drinkers are quiet, but brilliant.”
“Shine on you crazy diamond.”
“Keystone Ice drinkers usually have a hard time deciding between Keystone Ice and Natty Ice.”
“Keystone Light-ers are high school juniors.”
“If water got you drunk, you’d probably just drink that.”
“Ninety-nine percent of road sodas are Keystone Ice.”
“People who drink normal Keystone must’ve gone out of their way to find and purchase Keystone Heavy. That terrifies me.”
“Kingfisher drinkers go by the ‘Ooh la la la la ley ooo’ mantra.”
“You’re a king who fishes. Not really, but like the bird you consider yourself unique.”
“You say Machcha…aka Indian equivalent of bro and dude.”
“Folks who drink Lagunitas are usually pretty fun and carefree, but they take certain things really seriously — like ordering a good beer.”
“You care not just about beer but everything. You care so much that you even know what Lagunitas means.”
“Dark, mysterious, sexy…like Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro.”
“A Lime-A-Rita is fine to have once ironically. Anybody who makes a repeat purchase should be exiled.”
“For people who just like juice.”
“Copacabana is your jam.”
“You can be a little kooky.”
“Some people just want to watch the world burn.”
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