00:00:05:Subs by journaldhirondelle, peace fellas
00:00:20:"(Walkin’ Through the) Sleepy City " - The parting Gifts
00:00:40:"Wallace"
00:00:41:"Whatever you saw there's an explanation"
00:00:44:"I am not saying it's a good explanation, it's obviously a bad explanation"
00:00:48:"But we can't just leave things like this. You have to call me back OK?"
00:00:52:"Wallace, whatever happened, I still love you"
00:00:55:"This message has been saved for 379 days"
00:01:00:"Message, deleted"
00:01:24:
00:01:27:Yeah, that was supposed to be an anonymous fridge magnet poem
00:01:30:And here I am quietly judging you
00:01:32:Oh, I can handle it, I've humiliating myself much more thoroughly in front of people I actually know
00:01:37:Cheers
00:01:37:Cheers
00:01:58:Sorry I moved your poem
00:01:59:This thing is weirdly addictive
00:02:01:Yeah, like face tattoos
00:02:03:The keeny ocean
00:02:05:There it is, there it is
00:02:06:Hi
00:02:07:Don't you guys meet?
00:02:08:Kind of, yeah
00:02:09:Wallace, this is my cousin Chantry she's an animator
00:02:11:Chantry, this is my college room mate Wallace
00:02:14:You're Wallace! -Yep
00:02:15:This is the first time he's been outside in like a year
00:02:17:Wow
00:02:18:Yeah
00:02:18:Hey, you do look pale
00:02:20:Is this is due like anemic or personal albino
00:02:23:It's both actually
00:02:24:He's been hibernating like a little bear cub because of his broken heart
00:02:27:Just not tell any people that and straight to my face
00:02:30:Anyway
00:02:31:Hey, do you guys know Becky?
00:02:32:She's small has brown hair and she's breaking about earing disorder?
00:02:36:I am Becky, it's been a while
00:02:38:Oh hello
00:02:39:So good to see you again
00:02:41:That Just what she sounds like
00:02:42:Can I give you a tour of the house
00:02:44:"Mi casa es tu casa" Come!
00:02:46:-Sì -"L' entrada"
00:02:48:To be fair, I don't always like parties either
00:02:51:Awkward, small talk is not my forte
00:02:54:It's "fort"
00:02:55:Actually "Forte" is Italian and means forcely , and "fort" is French for strength
00:02:59:But I would still say "forte" too because if you say "fort" around they think that you're wrong although it is the correct pronunciation
00:03:03:So is that like your thing?
00:03:05:Correcting people's pronunciation?
00:03:07:Yeah that's my thing
00:03:07:How is it going for you?
00:03:09:I have a dead end job, I live in my sister's attic and I basically never go out
00:03:12:correcting pronunciation is my all thing actually when your thing is oversharing
00:03:16:Here, take some of Allan's beer
00:03:18:Thank you
00:03:19:You actually knocked yourself out?
00:03:20:I think so, can I tell you something really weird?
00:03:24:My face is like permanently damaged, like
00:03:27:If you look up here you can feel there's like a... I think there's a contempt
00:03:30:So like... a... Quasimodo
00:03:33:Yeah
00:03:37:So ehm...
00:03:39:I've gotta go to the bathroom do you need anything like some dental floss or you know...expired aspirin?
00:03:45:Oh no, but I left a matchbox in there and I was hoping that all the women here they just could live one pubic hair
00:03:50:I'll just go around with like a party train
00:03:51:No,no, no they'll be in there, they will be fine. They're stuffing a pillow
00:04:09:Oh, hey
00:04:11:Oh, hi
00:04:12:I was just leaving without saying goodbye
00:04:15:like a dick
00:04:17:Yeah, that's totally what
00:04:20:I am doing as well
00:04:26:Where you...
00:04:28:I am just like couple blocks west
00:04:30:Me too
00:04:31:Would you like to walk together?
00:04:33:Yeah! Sure!
00:04:34:Cool
00:04:38:You know, I read in the tabloids that she's a cannibal and she faked Parkinson's
00:04:41:I know that too! Crazy!
00:04:43:Awful people, really
00:04:45:Ehm, this is actually me
00:04:47:Right,ehm,well,hey! I have a really good time talking to you
00:04:50:Yeah, me too wich is rare actually I'm
00:04:53:usually not that social so
00:04:54:Well ehm..
00:04:56:Maybe you'd like to talk again sometime
00:04:59:Yeah, definitely we should hang out
00:05:01:It would be lovely
00:05:03:Ok, so...
00:05:04:I'm gonna give you my number
00:05:05:Ok I will...
00:05:06:Top Secret!
00:05:07:Good
00:05:08:I do not mean this also lead...
00:05:10:No, me neither
00:05:12:My boyfriend will be worried about
00:05:14:what happened to me
00:05:15:So, you know
00:05:17:Call me
00:05:18:Yes, thank you very much
00:05:21:Nice to meet you
00:05:22:Nice meeting you
00:05:22:Cool
00:05:23:Good night
00:05:24:Good night
00:05:59:I have really good time talking with you
00:06:00:Yeah me too
00:06:04:My boyfriend will be wondering what happened to me
00:06:41:Hey what's up Felix!
00:06:43:You're all right?
00:06:43:Shi... I just drop an earing and your dinner is in the oven
00:06:47:What time will you be home?
00:06:49:If the day is good midnight
00:06:50:If the day is bad, eight
00:06:53:No, treats ok?
00:06:54:No horror movies and don't let him go on the roof
00:06:57:And don't sell his organs to the black market
00:07:00:Ok, I'm off!
00:07:01:Take care, have fun, good luck!
00:07:12:All right mate, close your eyes
00:07:20:Ok, you can open again
00:08:06:Thank you
00:08:11:Nothing gave Buttercup more pleasure than ordering Wesley around
00:08:15:Farm boy
00:08:17:Polish my horse saddle
00:08:19:I want see my face shining in it by morning
00:08:22:As you wish
00:08:26:As you wish was all he ever said
00:08:33:Thank you
00:08:46:Hey, need a ride?
00:08:48:Oh, hey!
00:08:49:Hey
00:08:50:No, I think we are ok thanks yeah...
00:08:53:Sorry, I didn't see you there
00:08:55:Oh, I also didn't see you
00:08:57:standing right next to me
00:08:58:Hi Wallace
00:09:00:Chantry
00:09:00:Yes
00:09:01:I am here alone
00:09:02:Me too
00:09:03:My boyfriend was supposed to come
00:09:06:But he had to work late so...
00:09:08:I like seeing movies by myself though
00:09:09:I think it's really cool you are here alone
00:09:11:Oh yeah, super cool
00:09:14:Yeah
00:09:15:Seriously?
00:09:16:Yeah, seriously
00:09:18:Wallace, I don't think you can have "Princess Bride" as one of your favorite movies if you actually think love makes you a worst person
00:09:24:Well look it's irrelevant "Princess Bride" it's a fairy tail
00:09:27:And fairy's tail love inspires you to be noble and courageous
00:09:31:but in real life love is just an all purpose excuse for selfish behavior
00:09:34:You can lie and cheat and hurt people and it's all ok cause you are in love
00:09:43:I don't know if you're actually cynical or just a super romantic crazy cheese ball
00:09:50:You did go seeing "Princess Bride" by yourself on a week night like a total looser
00:09:54:Yeah, well
00:09:55:Your boyfriend ditched you and you're still came by yourself so who's the real looser
00:09:59:Are you hungry?
00:10:01:I can believe you ordered deep fried pickles
00:10:03:Pickles are disgusting!
00:10:04:And pickling is like embalming basically
00:10:06:Like a pickle jar is like a tomb for cucumbers
00:10:09:I violated a tremendous amount of corpses in medical school
00:10:12:So I know that pickling is not the same as embalming
00:10:14:You are a doctor?
00:10:15:No, med school drop out
00:10:17:All right
00:10:22:How primitive
00:10:23:deep frying makes everything taste better
00:10:25:I don't like deep fried food
00:10:27:Wait you don't like French fries?
00:10:28:Eww...
00:10:28:Onion rings, fried chicken?
00:10:30:Nope
00:10:31:Fish and chips?
00:10:31:Gross
00:10:32:Funnel cake? Donuts? Deep fried banana sandwiches?
00:10:34:No, but Elvis ate those
00:10:36:And something called "fool's gold"
00:10:37:What is that?
00:10:38:I don't know exactly but I read on the internet that Elvis died with 14 pounds of undigested feces
00:10:44:still in his intestine
00:10:45:Thank you so much for telling me that in the middle of dinner
00:10:47:You're welcome
00:10:48:Maybe the next tome I gig a bite you can say diarrhea
00:10:50:Diarrhea
00:10:51:Is that like something you learned in medical school?
00:10:53:I thought they go through the...
00:10:55:All the famous people
00:10:56:All the famous people and how much feces where left in at the time of their death
00:11:00:Marie Antoinette?
00:11:01:Tons
00:11:02:Infact they had to guillotine her intestine as well as her head
00:11:05:Yeah, they just moved the body further along for the machine
00:11:08:Who do you think weights the feces?
00:11:10:I think as the king
00:11:11:It would have been like a job the people fought for
00:11:15:But if I can't dress him
00:11:16:What If I can't like, make him good for the open corsey
00:11:18:Can I at least touch his poop?
00:11:20:Do you think they've kept a little
00:11:21:Sure they did in a matchbox or something
00:11:23:Yeah
00:11:24:One of those little viles so you can wear it around your neck
00:11:26:Yeah, yeah, like a little shit locker
00:11:28:Yeah, that's...
00:11:31:So like I've been with Ben for five years and like
00:11:34:I totally get that guys don't wonna hang out with a girl with a boyfriend
00:11:39:It just sucks you know?
00:11:40:It's just like makes me feel like the only that's interesting about you is how you look like with your clothes off
00:11:45:I mean like, it should be easier to make friends if you have a boyfriend, there's no confusion
00:11:50:So is that it?
00:11:52:That's your big picture of you being my friend?
00:11:55:That was terrible!
00:11:55:Yeah, I know I know I just, I practiced in the mirror and...
00:12:00:Anyway
00:12:01:Friends?
00:12:01:Yeah, why not
00:12:02:Ok
00:12:03:Friends
00:12:03:Is it what you say make friends is like a business deal?
00:12:05:Yeah, actually is just my style
00:12:08:Oh, is quite unnerving, but is good
00:12:10:
00:12:12:You can't write : "What's shaking hot pants"
00:12:15:Have you seen anyone wearing hot pants in the last five years
00:12:18:That homeless man who shouts the people in the pool?
00:12:20:So, I found this website where
00:12:24:they explain what fool's gold is
00:00:05:Subs by journaldhirondelle, peace fellas
00:00:20:"(Walkin’ Through the) Sleepy City " - The parting Gifts
00:00:40:"Wallace"
00:00:41:"Whatever you saw there's an explanation"
00:00:44:"I am not saying it's a good explanation, it's obviously a bad explanation"
00:00:48:"But we can't just leave things like this. You have to call me back OK?"
00:00:52:"Wallace, whatever happened, I still love you"
00:00:55:"This message has been saved for 379 days"
00:01:00:"Message, deleted"
00:01:24:
00:01:27:Yeah, that was supposed to be an anonymous fridge magnet poem
00:01:30:And here I am quietly judging you
00:01:32:Oh, I can handle it, I've humiliating myself much more thoroughly in front of people I actually know
00:01:37:Cheers
00:01:37:Cheers
00:01:58:Sorry I moved your poem
00:01:59:This thing is weirdly addictive
00:02:01:Yeah, like face tattoos
00:02:03:The keeny ocean
00:02:05:There it is, there it is
00:02:06:Hi
00:02:07:Don't you guys meet?
00:02:08:Kind of, yeah
00:02:09:Wallace, this is my cousin Chantry she's an animator
00:02:11:Chantry, this is my college room mate Wallace
00:02:14:You're Wallace! -Yep
00:02:15:This is the first time he's been outside in like a year
00:02:17:Wow
00:02:18:Yeah
00:02:18:Hey, you do look pale
00:02:20:Is this is due like anemic or personal albino
00:02:23:It's both actually
00:02:24:He's been hibernating like a little bear cub because of his broken heart
00:02:27:Just not tell any people that and straight to my face
00:02:30:Anyway
00:02:31:Hey, do you guys know Becky?
00:02:32:She's small has brown hair and she's breaking about earing disorder?
00:02:36:I am Becky, it's been a while
00:02:38:Oh hello
00:02:39:So good to see you again
00:02:41:That Just what she sounds like
00:02:42:Can I give you a tour of the house
00:02:44:"Mi casa es tu casa" Come!
00:02:46:-Sì -"L' entrada"
00:02:48:To be fair, I don't always like parties either
00:02:51:Awkward, small talk is not my forte
00:02:54:It's "fort"
00:02:55:Actually "Forte" is Italian and means forcely , and "fort" is French for strength
00:02:59:But I would still say "forte" too because if you say "fort" around they think that you're wrong although it is the correct pronunciation
00:03:03:So is that like your thing?
00:03:05:Correcting people's pronunciation?
00:03:07:Yeah that's my thing
00:03:07:How is it going for you?
00:03:09:I have a dead end job, I live in my sister's attic and I basically never go out
00:03:12:correcting pronunciation is my all thing actually when your thing is oversharing
00:03:16:Here, take some of Allan's beer
00:03:18:Thank you
00:03:19:You actually knocked yourself out?
00:03:20:I think so, can I tell you something really weird?
00:03:24:My face is like permanently damaged, like
00:03:27:If you look up here you can feel there's like a... I think there's a contempt
00:03:30:So like... a... Quasimodo
00:03:33:Yeah
00:03:37:So ehm...
00:03:39:I've gotta go to the bathroom do you need anything like some dental floss or you know...expired aspirin?
00:03:45:Oh no, but I left a matchbox in there and I was hoping that all the women here they just could live one pubic hair
00:03:50:I'll just go around with like a party train
00:03:51:No,no, no they'll be in there, they will be fine. They're stuffing a pillow
00:04:09:Oh, hey
00:04:11:Oh, hi
00:04:12:I was just leaving without saying goodbye
00:04:15:like a dick
00:04:17:Yeah, that's totally what
00:04:20:I am doing as well
00:04:26:Where you...
00:04:28:I am just like couple blocks west
00:04:30:Me too
00:04:31:Would you like to walk together?
00:04:33:Yeah! Sure!
00:04:34:Cool
00:04:38:You know, I read in the tabloids that she's a cannibal and she faked Parkinson's
00:04:41:I know that too! Crazy!
00:04:43:Awful people, really
00:04:45:Ehm, this is actually me
00:04:47:Right,ehm,well,hey! I have a really good time talking to you
00:04:50:Yeah, me too wich is rare actually I'm
00:04:53:usually not that social so
00:04:54:Well ehm..
00:04:56:Maybe you'd like to talk again sometime
00:04:59:Yeah, definitely we should hang out
00:05:01:It would be lovely
00:05:03:Ok, so...
00:05:04:I'm gonna give you my number
00:05:05:Ok I will...
00:05:06:Top Secret!
00:05:07:Good
00:05:08:I do not mean this also lead...
00:05:10:No, me neither
00:05:12:My boyfriend will be worried about
00:05:14:what happened to me
00:05:15:So, you know
00:05:17:Call me
00:05:18:Yes, thank you very much
00:05:21:Nice to meet you
00:05:22:Nice meeting you
00:05:22:Cool
00:05:23:Good night
00:05:24:Good night
00:05:59:I have really good time talking with you
00:06:00:Yeah me too
00:06:04:My boyfriend will be wondering what happened to me
00:06:41:Hey what's up Felix!
00:06:43:You're all right?
00:06:43:Shi... I just drop an earing and your dinner is in the oven
00:06:47:What time will you be home?
00:06:49:If the day is good midnight
00:06:50:If the day is bad, eight
00:06:53:No, treats ok?
00:06:54:No horror movies and don't let him go on the roof
00:06:57:And don't sell his organs to the black market
00:07:00:Ok, I'm off!
00:07:01:Take care, have fun, good luck!
00:07:12:All right mate, close your eyes
00:07:20:Ok, you can open again
00:08:06:Thank you
00:08:11:Nothing gave Buttercup more pleasure than ordering Wesley around
00:08:15:Farm boy
00:08:17:Polish my horse saddle
00:08:19:I want see my face shining in it by morning
00:08:22:As you wish
00:08:26:As you wish was all he ever said
00:08:33:Thank you
00:08:46:Hey, need a ride?
00:08:48:Oh, hey!
00:08:49:Hey
00:08:50:No, I think we are ok thanks yeah...
00:08:53:Sorry, I didn't see you there
00:08:55:Oh, I also didn't see you
00:08:57:standing right next to me
00:08:58:Hi Wallace
00:09:00:Chantry
00:09:00:Yes
00:09:01:I am here alone
00:09:02:Me too
00:09:03:My boyfriend was supposed to come
00:09:06:But he had to work late so...
00:09:08:I like seeing movies by myself though
00:09:09:I think it's really cool you are here alone
00:09:11:Oh yeah, super cool
00:09:14:Yeah
00:09:15:Seriously?
00:09:16:Yeah, seriously
00:09:18:Wallace, I don't think you can have "Princess Bride" as one of your favorite movies if you actually think love makes you a worst person
00:09:24:Well look it's irrelevant "Princess Bride" it's a fairy tail
00:09:27:And fairy's tail love inspires you to be noble and courageous
00:09:31:but in real life love is just an all purpose excuse for selfish behavior
00:09:34:You can lie and cheat and hurt people and it's all ok cause you are in love
00:09:43:I don't know if you're actually cynical or just a super romantic crazy cheese ball
00:09:50:You did go seeing "Princess Bride" by yourself on a week night like a total looser
00:09:54:Yeah, well
00:09:55:Your boyfriend ditched you and you're still came by yourself so who's the real looser
00:09:59:Are you hungry?
00:10:01:I can believe you ordered deep fried pickles
00:10:03:Pickles are disgusting!
00:10:04:And pickling is like embalming basically
00:10:06:Like a pickle jar is like a tomb for cucumbers
00:10:09:I violated a tremendous amount of corpses in medical school
00:10:12:So I know that pickling is not the same as embalming
00:10:14:You are a doctor?
00:10:15:No, med school drop out
00:10:17:All right
00:10:22:How primitive
00:10:23:deep frying makes everything taste better
00:10:25:I don't like deep fried food
00:10:27:Wait you don't like French fries?
00:10:28:Eww...
00:10:28:Onion rings, fried chicken?
00:10:30:Nope
00:10:31:Fish and chips?
00:10:31:Gross
00:10:32:Funnel cake? Donuts? Deep fried banana sandwiches?
00:10:34:No, but Elvis ate those
00:10:36:And something called "fool's gold"
00:10:37:What is that?
00:10:38:I don't know exactly but I read on the internet that Elvis died with 14 pounds of undigested feces
00:10:44:still in his intestine
00:10:45:Thank you so much for telling me that in the middle of dinner
00:10:47:You're welcome
00:10:48:Maybe the next tome I gig a bite you can say diarrhea
00:10:50:Diarrhea
00:10:51:Is that like something you learned in medical school?
00:10:53:I thought they go through the...
00:10:55:All the famous people
00:10:56:All the famous people and how much feces where left in at the time of their death
00:11:00:Marie Antoinette?
00:11:01:Tons
00:11:02:Infact they had to guillotine her intestine as well as her head
00:11:05:Yeah, they just moved the body further along for the machine
00:11:08:Who do you think weights the feces?
00:11:10:I think as the king
00:11:11:It would have been like a job the people fought for
00:11:15:But if I can't dress him
00:11:16:What If I can't like, make him good for the open corsey
00:11:18:Can I at least touch his poop?
00:11:20:Do you think they've kept a little
00:11:21:Sure they did in a matchbox or something
00:11:23:Yeah
00:11:24:One of those little viles so you can wear it around your neck
00:11:26:Yeah, yeah, like a little shit locker
00:11:28:Yeah, that's...
00:11:31:So like I've been with Ben for five years and like
00:11:34:I totally get that guys don't wonna hang out with a girl with a boyfriend
00:11:39:It just sucks you know?
00:11:40:It's just like makes me feel like the only that's interesting about you is how you look like with your clothes off
00:11:45:I mean like, it should be easier to make friends if you have a boyfriend, there's no confusion
00:11:50:So is that it?
00:11:52:That's your big picture of you being my friend?
00:11:55:That was terrible!
00:11:55:Yeah, I know I know I just, I practiced in the mirror and...
00:12:00:Anyway
00:12:01:Friends?
00:12:01:Yeah, why not
00:12:02:Ok
00:12:03:Friends
00:12:03:Is it what you say make friends is like a business deal?
00:12:05:Yeah, actually is just my style
00:12:08:Oh, is quite unnerving, but is good
00:12:10:
00:12:12:You can't write : "What's shaking hot pants"
00:12:15:Have you seen anyone wearing hot pants in the last five years
00:12:18:That homeless man who shouts the people in the pool?
00:12:20:So, I found this website where
00:12:24:they explain what fool's gold is
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