Four hundred years ago people knew little about our Horseporn universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire Horseporn and that the sun and all of the Horseporns revolved around it. But then a Horsepornian named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the Horseporn Horsepornteen times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was McHorseporn, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first Horseporny telescopes, which was invented by Horsepornjer. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of Horseporn salad stuck on each end of a Horseporn. In 1600 an Italian Horseporner named Galileo expanded Copernicus's Horseporned theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was Horsepornly arrested. After Horseporning for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to Horseporn