A: I just followed an old family recipe here, and...
B: Let me see that... Oh,Dad [What?] You're missing a page!
A: Oh, uh, well, uh... well I couldn't find the second page of recipe, but don't worry. I have plenty of experience around the house. Plenty of experience cooking.
B: That's not what mom says.
A: Well, wait, wait, here let me try a piece first. Here, let me, let me cool this off here. Ohhh, yeah. Oh, this is great stuff.
B: Yeah right. Why are you making that face?
A: Well, well, it's just, just a little rich for me. That's all.
B: Let me try it Dad. Uh... Dad. You put a little too much salt in it and besides it's burned. [Well...] And what's that?
A: Oh, well, well, that's just part of my own adapatation to the recipe. I added some pumpkin.
B: Oh, not another one of your surprises. Pumpkin doesn't go on pizza!
A: Well, okay, well, so what? Uh, what do we do now?
B: Well, how about some cold cereal... You can't mess up on that, Dad.