Cousin: ‘I always look at a man’s watch when I want to know who he is.’
Friend: ‘Well, I’m efficient. I could pull out y cell phone and know the time instantly’.
Fiancé: ‘It’s not that, this [holds up arm in classic watch –wearer fashion] is an amazing machine’.
Friend: ‘And if someone doesn’t wear a watch at all? What does that mean?’
Cousin: ‘That he doesn’t offer much stability, of course.’
Friend: ‘Touché’.