You might find the thought of faking your college degree to be morally off-putting but you could justify it in the same way you justify skipping class. When you apply for a job an employer rarely, if ever, contacts your university to ensure that you were awarded a degree which is similar to a college professor not taking attendance in the class. You could learn how to perform job duties by watching videos on YouTube in the same way you could catch up on a missed class by reading the textbook. In all honesty, with a little training you would probably end up doing fine, and there are plenty of examples of people doctoring resumes or faking degrees who were highly valued employees within their organization. The question you have to ask yourself, whether you are skipping class or printing out your degree, is how many shortcuts in life are you willing to take? Are they worth the consequences? What do they say about your work ethic?