Me: Mom! I'm Hungry
Mom: Go find something to eat
Me: Can you cook for me??
Mom: No. I gave you legs and arms and the brain to help yourself
and Now you ask me for food?
Me: I'm starving. Hhhhh
Mom: Cripple you?
Me: Is not funny mom! I'm really hungry!!
Mom: I'm serious, if you're hungry, help yourself, I'm going to work. Good bye
Me: Mommmmmmmmm!!