I never know where my wife is, and my wife never knows what I'm doing. When we meet - and
we do meet sometimes - we tell each other crazy stories, and we pretend that they're true.'
'You pretend all the time, Harry,' said Basil. 'I think that you're probably a very good husband, but you like to hide your true feelings.'
'Oh, don't be so serious, Basil,' smiled Lord Henry. 'Let's go into the garden.'