Mrs.Green was 91 years old and she lived in an Old People's home. Every week she bought a ticket for the National Lottery. One day she won first prize-twenty million pounds! The nurse didn't know how to tell her, so they called her doctor. 'Oh, dear.' He said. She' shot a very week heart. The shock could kill her. If you tell her the news directly,she'll have a heart attack and drop dead. I'll go and tell her myself. I'll be diplomatic.
The doctor sat and talked to Mrs. Green adout the weather for five minutes. Then he said casually, 'Oh, by the way, there's a lot of news about the National Lottery prize. It's twenty million this week.'
Mrs.Green laughed, 'Do you know something? I buy a ticket every week. Of course I'll never win,but it gives me something to think about.
'Well said the doctor, 'What would you do if you won that much money?' And she laughed. 'I'thought about that a lot.' She said. I've got no relatives and I'm 91. I don't need that much money. You've been my doctor for thirty years and you've always been very kind. I would give half of it to you.' At that news, the doctor had a heart attack and dropped dead.