I love cats because they melt in your arms when you cuddle them. They don't leave your face wet when they lick you. They aren't loud and they usually love you and snub everyone else. They don't slobber on your pantyhose. They don't put their noses up your crotch. They can be outdoor animals without cleaning the yard or worrying about them causing lawsuits (for the most part). AND
They don't bark (rat you out) when you are trying to sneak into the house while your parents are asleep.