ALGERNON You can't possibly ask me to leave. I haven't had any dinner. Also, I've just asked Dr Chasuble to christen me at quarter to six, under the name of Ernest. JACK Well, Dr Chasuble is going to christen me Ernest at 5.30. (Taking the plate of muffins) We can't both be Ernest. ALGERNON Have some fruit cake. I don't like fruit cake.