According to a 2013 study by the Annals of Emergency Medicine, the risk of death from violence or accident is more than 20% higher in rural areas than big cities. Yes, you're still more likely to die from straight up homicide in a big city, but murder rates have declined in almost every major city for the past two decades, which perfectly coincides with the rise of CSI and Law & Order derivatives. Coincidence? Almost certainly. It's silly to even suggest a connection. What is wrong with you? Probably too much country air.