Only For Car Enthusiasts:
Daughter tells her father: Dad, there is something that my boyfriend told me, which i didnt understand.
He said "i have beautiful chassis, lovely air bags & a fantastic bumper.
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Her dad replied: Tell ùr boyfriend, if he opens ur bonnet & tries to check ur engine oil with his dip-stick, i will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe.