Little Pirate"
Monologue from Published Play "Peggy the Pint Sized Pirate"
PEGGY
(To audience)
Hi, I'm Peggy. Peggy the... Well, I don't have a true pirate name yet.
Well, some of them call me... Peggy the Pint Sized Pirate. But I'm tired of it. I won't stand for it anymore.
(Hears someone and put hands on hips)
Yes, I'm standing.
I'm so tired of short jokes. Anyway, Today is my big day. I finally am going to be a pirate. I've dreamed about this day since I was little.
Well, I'm still little... and I'm still dreaming. But finally the day has come. I'm going to do it. I'm going to be a pirate.
I am so excited. This is the first time I have tried out for a pirate crew. But after more and more pirates were picked, I got worried because no one was picking me. And then they stopped picking and walked away. They didn't even see me!
Wait! What about me?!
Now I'll never be a pirate.
(PEGGY cries)