Part 2[edit]
"Ginyaaaaaaaaa! O-Ojou——!"
Falling from 4000m in the air, the four of them passed through multiple thin membranes of water that were prepared above the landing point, then fell into a small lake.
"Kya!———"
"Wa!———"
They landed in the water with a loud splash. As the water membranes slowed their fall enough, the three of them landed safely, but the calico cat that fell with Yō didn’t have it that easy. She embraced the cat and pulled him to the surface in a hurry.
"...Are you alright?"
"I thouht I bwas ghonna die...!"
The cat couldn’t speak properly yet, but she was relieved he was all right.
In the meantime the other two quickly reached the shore while spouting curses all over.
"I-I cannot believe it! To think they would pull me out without saying a word and on top of that, drop me from the sky!"
"Same here, dammit! Depending on the situation, it could have been Game Over on the spot. It would have been better if they summoned us inside a rock or something at least."
"...But if they did that then you wouldn't be able to move, could you?"
"No problem for me."
"I see. Quite selfish of you."
The two of them turned their back on each other with a "Hmpf", and started wringing the water out of their clothes. Behind them, Yō climbed out of the lake to the shore. Following the other's example, she started squeezing the water out of her clothes. Next to her, the calico cat shook his whole body spraying water everywhere.
While drying her clothes Yō asked,
"Where... could this be?"
"No idea. Well, there was something that looked like the end of the world, so maybe we're on the back of some huge turtle?"
Answered Izayoi to Yō’s question.
One thing was for sure, it was a place they knew nothing about. After the boy deemed his clothes dry enough, he brushed a stubborn lock of hair aside and asked,
"There is probably no mistake, but just to make sure, I'll ask you anyway. Did you guys also get a strange letter?"
"That is right, but first of all, do not address me that way. My name is Kudou Asuka. Pay attention to that from now on. Moving on; you there holding that cat, your name is?"
"Kasukabe Yō. Same situation as you."
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"I see. Let us get along from now on, Kasukabe-san. Finally, you with the uncivilized and savage looking appearance over there?"
"Wow, thanks for that pompous self-introduction. I’m - just as the appearance suggests - uncivilized and savage, Sakamaki Izayoi. Vulgar, brutal, and hedonistic; all that I need to be a hopeless person, so please follow the Rules of Use and Dosage Guidelines when interacting with me, Ojou-sama."
"I see. If you give me Handling Instructions I will think about it, Izayoi-kun."
"Haha, are you serious? I will make one, so be prepared for it, Ojou-sama."
Sakamaki Izayoi laughing cheerfully.
Kudou Asuka turning away haughtily.
Kasukabe Yō watching indifferently.
Watching them from the shadows Kuro Usagi was thinking.
(Uwaa, all of them seem like problem children!)
Well, she summoned them, but... she really can’t imagine them working together. She let out a melancholic sigh.
Izayoi started getting irritated.
"So, It’s all dandy that we got summoned, but why isn’t there anyone around? In this situation shouldn’t there be someone explaining about that 'Little Garden' that was written in that invitation?"
"Indeed. Without any explanation, there is not much meaning to leaving this place."
"....I doubt that being overly calm in this situation is for the best either."
(Honestly!), Kuro Usagi retorted silently.
If they would panic a bit more it would be easier to just jump out, but if they're this calm and collected, it’s hard to find the appropriate timing for it.
(Well, no use thinking about it more than this. I just have to make up my mind before the situation gets even more awkward.)
Hearing each of them express their dissatisfaction, Kuro Usagi almost got cold feet, but she persevered.
All of a sudden Izayoi took a deep breath and while exhaling said.
"I guess there is no other choice than to ask that one lurking over there."
In the shadows, Kuro Usagi’s heart jumped as if grabbed by someone. Their eyes all gathered around Kuro Usagi’s hiding place.
"Oh, you noticed too?"
"Of course. I’m undefeated in hide-and-seek."
"If they stand upwind, I know even if I don’t want to."
"Ooh, you are an interesting one."
Said Izayoi laughing, but his eyes did not seem happy.
In retaliation to the unreasonable assembly they suffered, they turned a cold and menacing gaze towards Kuro Usagi. This made her hesitate for a moment.
"Do-Don’t, three of you. If you look at me with a wolf-like expression, I'll die. Ee..., Ee... . From ancient times, loneliness and wolves are rabbits' natural enemies. So on account of Kuro Usagi’s weak heart, I would be happy if you would hear me out peacefully."
"I refuse!"
"Denied."
"I have to decline."
"Ahaha, not leaving me any time to say anything."
Said Kuro Usagi standing there defeated, still observing the three of them intently.
(They’ve got guts, that’s a plus. To be able to say NO in this situation is quite something. Well, being hard to handle does seem to be one of their flaws.)
Kuro Usagi was acting like she was just fooling around, but she was thinking calmly on how to interact with the three of them.
Unexpectedly Kasukabe Yō appeared next to her and grabbed hold of one of Kuro Usagi’s rabbit ears at the base.
"Ei?"
"Fugya!"
And pulled it with full force.
"Wa-Wait a second! If it’s only touching I would let you do it without a word, but I didn’t think you would try to pull Kuro Usagi's lovely ears off on our first meeting! What are you thinking!?"
"Sating my curiosity."
"You can’t do everything you please!"
"Ooh, these rabbit ears are real?"
This time Izayoi pulled on one of them from the right.
"....Well then, me as well."
"Wa-Wait a momen-"
This time Asuka did the same from the left. Kuro Usagi’s ears got pulled in both directions simultaneously and her inarticulate scream could be heard far and wide.
Part 2[edit]"Ginyaaaaaaaaa! O-Ojou——!"Falling from 4000m in the air, the four of them passed through multiple thin membranes of water that were prepared above the landing point, then fell into a small lake."Kya!———""Wa!———"They landed in the water with a loud splash. As the water membranes slowed their fall enough, the three of them landed safely, but the calico cat that fell with Yō didn’t have it that easy. She embraced the cat and pulled him to the surface in a hurry."...Are you alright?""I thouht I bwas ghonna die...!"The cat couldn’t speak properly yet, but she was relieved he was all right.In the meantime the other two quickly reached the shore while spouting curses all over."I-I cannot believe it! To think they would pull me out without saying a word and on top of that, drop me from the sky!""Same here, dammit! Depending on the situation, it could have been Game Over on the spot. It would have been better if they summoned us inside a rock or something at least.""...But if they did that then you wouldn't be able to move, could you?""No problem for me.""I see. Quite selfish of you."The two of them turned their back on each other with a "Hmpf", and started wringing the water out of their clothes. Behind them, Yō climbed out of the lake to the shore. Following the other's example, she started squeezing the water out of her clothes. Next to her, the calico cat shook his whole body spraying water everywhere.While drying her clothes Yō asked,"Where... could this be?""No idea. Well, there was something that looked like the end of the world, so maybe we're on the back of some huge turtle?"Answered Izayoi to Yō’s question.One thing was for sure, it was a place they knew nothing about. After the boy deemed his clothes dry enough, he brushed a stubborn lock of hair aside and asked,"There is probably no mistake, but just to make sure, I'll ask you anyway. Did you guys also get a strange letter?""That is right, but first of all, do not address me that way. My name is Kudou Asuka. Pay attention to that from now on. Moving on; you there holding that cat, your name is?""Kasukabe Yō. Same situation as you."Mondaiji-tachi ga isekai kara kuru soudesu yo v01 025.jpg"I see. Let us get along from now on, Kasukabe-san. Finally, you with the uncivilized and savage looking appearance over there?""Wow, thanks for that pompous self-introduction. I’m - just as the appearance suggests - uncivilized and savage, Sakamaki Izayoi. Vulgar, brutal, and hedonistic; all that I need to be a hopeless person, so please follow the Rules of Use and Dosage Guidelines when interacting with me, Ojou-sama.""I see. If you give me Handling Instructions I will think about it, Izayoi-kun.""Haha, are you serious? I will make one, so be prepared for it, Ojou-sama."Sakamaki Izayoi laughing cheerfully.Kudou Asuka turning away haughtily.Kasukabe Yō watching indifferently.Watching them from the shadows Kuro Usagi was thinking.(Uwaa, all of them seem like problem children!)Well, she summoned them, but... she really can’t imagine them working together. She let out a melancholic sigh.Izayoi started getting irritated."So, It’s all dandy that we got summoned, but why isn’t there anyone around? In this situation shouldn’t there be someone explaining about that 'Little Garden' that was written in that invitation?""Indeed. Without any explanation, there is not much meaning to leaving this place.""....I doubt that being overly calm in this situation is for the best either."(Honestly!), Kuro Usagi retorted silently.If they would panic a bit more it would be easier to just jump out, but if they're this calm and collected, it’s hard to find the appropriate timing for it.(Well, no use thinking about it more than this. I just have to make up my mind before the situation gets even more awkward.)Hearing each of them express their dissatisfaction, Kuro Usagi almost got cold feet, but she persevered.All of a sudden Izayoi took a deep breath and while exhaling said."I guess there is no other choice than to ask that one lurking over there."In the shadows, Kuro Usagi’s heart jumped as if grabbed by someone. Their eyes all gathered around Kuro Usagi’s hiding place."Oh, you noticed too?""Of course. I’m undefeated in hide-and-seek.""If they stand upwind, I know even if I don’t want to.""Ooh, you are an interesting one."Said Izayoi laughing, but his eyes did not seem happy.In retaliation to the unreasonable assembly they suffered, they turned a cold and menacing gaze towards Kuro Usagi. This made her hesitate for a moment."Do-Don’t, three of you. If you look at me with a wolf-like expression, I'll die. Ee..., Ee... . From ancient times, loneliness and wolves are rabbits' natural enemies. So on account of Kuro Usagi’s weak heart, I would be happy if you would hear me out peacefully.""I refuse!""Denied.""I have to decline.""Ahaha, not leaving me any time to say anything."Said Kuro Usagi standing there defeated, still observing the three of them intently.(They’ve got guts, that’s a plus. To be able to say NO in this situation is quite something. Well, being hard to handle does seem to be one of their flaws.)Kuro Usagi was acting like she was just fooling around, but she was thinking calmly on how to interact with the three of them.Unexpectedly Kasukabe Yō appeared next to her and grabbed hold of one of Kuro Usagi’s rabbit ears at the base."Ei?""Fugya!"And pulled it with full force."Wa-Wait a second! If it’s only touching I would let you do it without a word, but I didn’t think you would try to pull Kuro Usagi's lovely ears off on our first meeting! What are you thinking!?""Sating my curiosity.""You can’t do everything you please!""Ooh, these rabbit ears are real?"This time Izayoi pulled on one of them from the right."....Well then, me as well.""Wa-Wait a momen-"This time Asuka did the same from the left. Kuro Usagi’s ears got pulled in both directions simultaneously and her inarticulate scream could be heard far and wide.
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