I am a very clever man so you must tell me the truth.. because I will find out in the end.. I will have to verify everything you tell me when I come to Thailand..
Also you must realize that I have other lady friends in Thailand.. who are hustled friends.. many girls from the villages in the south of Thailand want me to visit them.. and they do not need much money.. I have to tell you the tRuth..
I have been to villages in the south of Thailand before..