The Tea Party
Alice
saw a white rabbit with an invitation on it's back
and followed the rabbit,through the tiniest crack
and came upon a tea party
There was the rabbit, a strange man in a hat.
Alice thought to herself
he must be frightfully thin
They were all chatting away,about what she hadn't a clue
then she heard the dormouse say how do you do
Then they all started bickering away
murmuring,mumbling ,and oh how they mutter
the news of the day
she heard one of them utter
The red queen
she is so mean
'cause minstrels on cycles
is all that she's seen
menstrual cycles she thought to herself
oh my keep that to yourself
This party's for you
the madd hatter said with a grin
let's start they all shouted
oh yes lets begin
Tea from long island
imported just for you
alas poor alice she hadn't a clue
just then the cheshire cat appeared with a grin
he had because it was he who committed the sin
do it like rabbits the pussy did purr
you can't see me, i'm naked for I have no fur
i'm late
i'm late
shouted the hair
we need to get this done if do it we dare
we need a gift from you
the cat said with a smile
to see if rabbit is due
they all jumped on top of alice ,all in a pile
the madd hatter blushed noticing her sumptuous lips
as they held her down... and pushed on her hips
then alice awoke
alone in her bed
no more long island ice tea's for me,
they go straight to my head