I have been considering cleaning up my FB friends list... if you can't pass this, you're gone. Plain and simple. Everyone, PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THESE INSTRUCTIONS: I would like my Facebook Friends to comment on this status, sharing how we met. But I want you to LIE. That's right, just make it up. And after you comment, copy this to your status, so I can do the same, I bet HALF of you won't read the instructions right!