Laughter is the best medicine
Posthumorous
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a man enquired about your work and womdered if it would appreciate in value after death. When I told him it would, he bought all of your paintings." "Wow!" the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "He was your doctor."
(Source: Reader Digest, September 2013, p.54)